Dead Man’s Chest
Saw ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ yesterday. Got me some thoughts about it, but as you can expect I’m going to be talking about story details, so consider this your SPOILER WARNING. Don’t look further if you’ve not seen this movie yet.
Dead Man’s Chest follows on from the previous Pirates movie. The movie begins as Elizabeth and William Turner’s wedding is interrupted by the Royal Navy or some authority as they place them under arrest. However this is not just to uphold the law, it would seem the Commandant has ulterior motives. He blackmails Turner into going out to find Captain Jack Sparrow and retrieve his compass, that as you remember from the previous movie, didn’t work.
Meanwhile Captain Jack is in a whole WORLD of trouble as it seems he struck a deal with Davey Jones for 10 years of being a Captain of the Black Pearl in exchange for his soul (and 100 years of serving on Davey Jone’s ship). Of course Jack’s not all that keen to get going with this plan, so he’s trying to find a key that unlocks Davey Jone’s chest.
That’s as spoiler free as it gets people, from now on this really is your final warning. So anyway I really didn’t understand the reason why Davey Jones took his heart out and put it in that chest. I know SOMEONE mentioned something in the movie, but honestly it whizzed by so quickly I have no idea what the actual reason was, so if you picked this up, please do tell. I guess that’s one of my complaints about the movie. They had so much story to tell that someone was a bit asleep at the wheel when they went and edited this thing. Not much editing happened as far as I’m concerned. I could have done without the cannibals scenes or that whole ridiculous fighting scene on the spinning wheel thing. The whole scene with Elizabeth and the two other pirate monkeys on the beech was pretty cringe worthy as well.
The thing I will say however is that it’s Johnny Depp’s movie. I pretty much guarantee that if Jack Sparrow wasn’t in this movie, NO ONE would bother watching it, because to be blunt, everyone else pales in comparison to what the man does. His eyes and his facial expressions are spot on. The carefree way in which he’s constantly running around the screen is also really funny. He’s definitely got all the best lines and he’s the kookiest character of the lot, which means a lot really. He also claims the best scene in the entire movie, where he utters: ‘ Hello beastie’. Very cool scene.
Regarding the rest of the story, it was pretty standard fun with a great little ending with Barbosa making his return. Dunno how he did it but I’m sure they’ll be explaining it sometime next year when the third one is released.
I was particularly impressed with ILM’s effects on this movie, which seriously did showcase all that they can do with regards to integrating all sorts of things with the live action. From the destruction of various ships by the aforementioned beastie, all the way to Davey Jone’s octopus beard thingy. One point that I’d like to mention was the great use of colours in this movie. The apple eaten by Barbosa right at the end, to the costumes and the various beaches around the place, colour plays such an important part in this movie.
Better get comfortable, because you’ll need to be as the one thing that can definitely say about this movie is that it is LONG. It’s about 45 minutes longer than it really needed to be. There was a slew of sections in this movie that simply dragged on longer than I would have wanted. Ana mentioned it at the same time as me, because every time you thought it was going to end, it just kept going. Paradoxically, I have never yawned as much coming out of movie in my life. It’s not that I was bored or anything, probably just tired but it was very strange.
I did enjoy this movie, with the exception that I thought it was far too long in areas, but that’s the beauty of DVD, where I’ll be sure to fast forward those areas I thought stretched out too long.
Solid review, pretty much my sentiments exactly. I quite enjoyed the movie, but felt tired at the end — it was the sort of stimulus overload that just gets to you. Something like a full day of meetings or classes, with no time to digest the material.
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Can you please tell me what is with this movie and it’s action scenes that always involved some large spinning containers?
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Kathan said:
Who knows, it’s really weird, must be a Bruckheimer (or however you write his name) thing. I’m still wondering about the heart in the chest thing to be honest with you.
dave said:
Yeah, it felt like hard work in some areas. Far too much going on.
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About the thing with Davey Jones’ heart… there was some explanation about Davey Jones falling in love, but that he couldn’t love that woman anymore, so he couldn’t bare to keep his heart inside of him. This is also why when Jack mentions that Will is in love that it has an effect on Davey Jones.
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Good film but not as good as the first one; less carefree and fun and though Depp was great to watch as always, you felt that there was less of that spark. Still enjoyable but the producers should remember that the plot isn’t actually that important; it’s simply the vehicle to let the characters have a lot of fun.
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I really didn’t like it, especially compared to the first (which is one of my favourite movies ever).
Yet, being the die-hard Pirates fan I am I can’t wait for the third, I’m just glad Barbosa is back!
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Nice review. Watched it yesterday. Loved it. :)
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Hello well 2 answer our questions the whole heart locked in the chest thing was about how Davy Jons loved a girl and couldnt love her and no one else so he locked his heart in a chest so that it couldnt get broken again. And if you are to wwatch the first POTC and after the credits the monkey goes over to the big chest and takes a piece of aztec gold but no one seems to watch the ending credits so the ending of the second movie and the whole undead monkey thing is really confusing!!
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Ah, didn’t catch the monkey bit.
I have an idea about Barbarosa. I noticed something odd in Pirates 1, when Sparrow shoots Barbarosa and THEN the last coin drops into the chest. A possible out?
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After watching the DVD, after composing myself. I noticed that the movie sort of lacked the flare that made the 1st so memorable. I guess thats the problem with sequels, you compare it to the first and end up dissapointing yourself. I did enjoy it. It just wansn’t as funny as I was hoping, I also didn’t get some parts of the story (such as why Davy Jones put his heart in the chest in the first place; mentioned earlier). Plus, Lord Bickett or whats his face really got to me, his character or his acting didn’t appeal as the villain type. Hope the next one’s better.
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i think the movie was the best i gave it ***** stars
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Mmm… Good post :) Will watch your blog
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